• Name: Jason
      Pronouns: he/him
      Age: 33
      Gender: Male (trans)
      Orientation: Bisexual
    • Hi, I'm Jason. I mostly write code and have a lot of disorganized thoughts about ethics.

      I can put anything I want here so here's an entire tab about sharks.
    • Programming Interests

      Known languages
      ★ Python (main lang)
      ★ JavaScript (main lang)
      ★ PHP (fluently enough)
      ★ Java (still learning)
      ★ C# (still learning)

      Language interests
      ★ C/C++
      ★ Rust

      See here for some of the coding projects I've helped with.
    • Other Interests

      ★ DIY stuff
      ★ Music/Violin
      ★ Ethics
      ★ Religion
      ★ 3D printing
      ★ Small electronics
    • Music

    • CCID Reference
      • greenland sharks live the longest (250+ years)
      • greenland sharks are also very slow
      • pyjama sharks are very cute and curl into a ball as a defense mechanism
      • (some other shysharks will do this but pyjama sharks are the cutest and you can fight me on that)
      • shark skin is pretty much made of teeth. (literally. their scales are closer to teeth than scales)
      • the teeth skin is protective but also the rippled/textured surface of the teeth-scales is way more efficient in fluid dynamics and has been studied to try to improve water transportation and etc.
      • shark skin feels like sandpaper because of this
      • goblin sharks are deep-sea sharks and look like relatively normal sharks until they bite things and their mouths extend out like flesh horror pacman
      • several shark species are bioluminescent!! cookie cutter sharks glow green. kitefin sharks are the biggest bioluminescent vertebrate known, and unlike a lot of other marine life, they don't use bioluminescent bacteria to glow - it appears to be part of their skin itself, but we still don't really know entirely how that works yet!
      • nurse shark teeth look like little decorative fans...
      • horn sharks have little venomous spikes in front of their dorsal fins! that's how they got their name
      • sharks used to be called sea dogs
      • the above still shows up in some names, like "houndsharks" or the porbeagle shark
      • sharks can sense electricity so well that they can sense the neurological activity in their prey
      • shark skeletons are made of cartilage
      • sharks do not have ribcages
      • hammerhead sharks can sense the direction a smell is coming from the same way humans can tell the direction of sound because their nostrils are so widely spaced
      • sharks lose their teeth all the time and more teeth just get shoved to the front - their teeth aren't connected to the jaw like in humans
      • this is why shark teeth are so common and are often sold as souvenirs
      • there's a type of shark called a cookie cutter shark that doesn't kill prey but instead takes circular bites out of (sometimes much larger) fish like a demented melon baller
      • if you touch a shark on the nose or (in some) flip it upside-down, it will go into a sort of "trance" and stop moving for about fifteen minutes
      • researchers use that to study them safely
      • some shark predators have also used this to prey on sharks
      • there's a type of shark called a wobbegong. they look vaguely like decorative rugs.
      • basking sharks look nightmarish but they're genuinely pretty harmless. like, don't antagonize them, because they're huge, but they only eat plankton.
      • whale sharks are enormous but so docile that some people have tried to ride them. but do not do this. it can hurt them (and you)
      • Some sharks, like the epaulette shark and horn shark, use their fins to "walk" along the sea floor. it looks about as funny as you'd expect